I fucking hate it when I’m laughing at some dumb text post on tumblr because people next to me are all like hey what ya laughing at and I literally never know wtf I can say to them without sounding like some disillusioned homicidal maniac that has lost complete touch with reality
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
And today is international Rhino Day woop woop!
NASA has named a mountain on Mars ‘GISHWHES’.